Monday 18 October 2010

Rooneys a goner, and here is why next year he will wear Blue

Football is without doubt the biggest, most stupid sport in the history of the planet. The unthinkable regularly happens like a London bus timetable. And not just on the pitch, but also behind the scenes.

You probably live and are reading this article on Mars if you haven't yet heard the 'new' Wayne Rooney know? The one about him wanting to leave our club. However, just as with his infidelity against his wife was about as secret as Ronaldo's desire to join Real Madrid, this new rumour is anything

Behind the scenes Rooney and his agent have been playing the same game that many before him have played. Rio Ferdinand did it. Psycho Vidic also did it. Even Roy Keane once did it. Hell! Denis Law even once made demands that made Matt Busby red with anger! And that is come contract talks playing the 'Well I could always leave' card. However, there is a clear difference between Rooney, and all the other great United players of the past. And that is that Roos form and reputation are currently residing in a bin bag. The always smiley Scouser has now replaced that with a permanent grimace. His life is in shreds. He can barely trap a ball. And now he has to go to Fergie and the Glazers and start telling them he thinks he is worth more than £120k a week.

There's a lot of half truths in this whole scenario. Do I think Wayne truly wants to leave? No. Do I think there is a real possibility that he will go. Absolutely yes. People forget how close Rio came to leaving after huge money demands. Many United fans haven't forgotten that and still mention it with venom today. Rooney's backroom team were always going to play this merry-go-round game..the one that Carlos Tevez played with us not so long ago. But with the way the money balance books look at the moment, I think that now in 2010, United have almost no opportunity to say NO to a humongous transfer fee that we once could have denied with ease. Of course, expect in the next few hours the official club statement that will say "Blah blah blah we will not sell Wayne Rooney blah blah" but the truth is that the club lie to us fans all the time...every single day of the week.

So the next question is 'Where will Wayne go?' Well I tell you now as it currently stands it wont be Spain. If Wazza wants to keep his wife happy (with a very sick sister) and he wants to earn the biggest amount of cash he could humanly earn, then there is just ONE CLUB he will go to, and we know who they are. If Wayne's agenda was purely football then I think I wouldn't be writing this article. We would be where we were 12 months ago..with Roo enjoying his football, finally showing the world class qualities we all know he can produce and scoring goals for fun. However, we now live in a world where Rooney is public enemy number one and his football has become a non productive side show. He is making errors with his touch and his positioning that he was when he was 18, and he clearly is a very unhappy individual. I thought he was more thick skinned than all this but I was very very very wrong.

Manchester City will pay the transfer fee that will make the Glazers wet their bed in excited delight. And they will pay the wage that will convince the boy from the council estate that he should just stare at his increasing bank balance daily to quell the noise of hatred coming from his former fans in Red. Shut the gates at Chez Rooney. Ignore our feelings. Have a bit of fun with a few ladies of the night. Read Ashley Cole's autobiography. All these things will protect him from this huge decision's ramifications. He will earn 2...3....maybe £400k a week. He could name his price. Even for a footballer it would be like winning the lottery of all lotteries. And at the moment he is vulnerable to such advances...just as much as United are vulnerable to anyone who has any cash they could chuck our way.

As it stands, MUFC are no longer a player in the big money market. Yes we probably could move a few things around and wheel and deal, and bring in the odd excellent player. The £30m spent on Smalling, Chich and Bebe shows that there is some sort of cash in the coffers, hidden under the couch. But we will not see us competing for the very best players. If we were, we would have stolen David Villa a year ago. We would have wrapped up Benzema long before Madrid ever even thought about him. We would have signed David Silva before he even knew what Eastlands was. But the truth is we don't have the clout. Yes we're the 'Biggest club in the World' dot com. But when it comes to brass tax, if you are a marquee player, or even a potential marquee player like Mesut Ozil or David Silva, you will sit back..listen to the highest offer, and then equate it to whether you could win trophies at said 'best offer' club. City, Madrid, Barca, Chelsea...damn even debt free Liverpool can all potentially offer bigger riches than Manchester United will be able to in the next few years. The pull of playing for Sir Alex Ferguson will soon also be gone. Sign for a club so much in debt that when they make a record turnover they still make a loss deep in the tens of millions? If I was Wayne Rooney these things and facts would go through my defused mind at the minute.

So just as Tevez thought it would be great to leave a club that just won the Premier League three times in a row for a team with literally more oil than most of Arabia, I think the Evertonian lad will be tempted by the same wares. Why should he be different to the Argentinian?? Cos hes English? Rubbish quasi-thinking. I'm sure the part of his ego that thought he would never get caught with his pants down will probably take the reins of decision making once it comes to crunch time. Not for a minute do I think Fergie and Rooney have fallen way. But Sir Alex has zero control on monetary matters at MUFC much as we would all like to pretend that its still the year 1996. And Rooney's advisers will do exactly what Kia Joorabchian did, and that is advise his brainless client that 'maybe it's time for a know lad that football is such a limited career' Wayne Rooney will sign for Manchester City because it will be even harder to actually sign for Manchester United. Do you think Wayne looks at the money elsewhere, seeing all the uber players joining the likes of City and that he doesn't think...'Id like a piece of that.' Do you think he looks at United's recent signings and that he thinks we have the same ambition and potential as Madrid or City? Do you think he thinks the Glazers are good owners? Do you think he may smell a ship sinking and that he's got the keys to a speedboat to paradise? None of us could ever have predicted this position, but this is reality and this is where we and Roo sit...on the edge of a cliff watching the Blue ship sail off into the distance. All we can do is pray is that that ship has great big hole that will make it sink...but it's looking more and more like a cast-iron battleship everyday!

If you had told my United loving family in 1968 as The Babes paraded the European Cup to all, that they would be watching 2nd division football in just a few short years, they would have told you with the same confidence that we have that its IMPOSSIBLE for such a fall in grace. But I always believe pride comes before a fall. If we batten down the hatches now, throw all the non believers off the cliff a la Rooney, and concentrate on the Chicharitos, and Rafaels, and Cleverleys in our ranks...we may...WE MAY....just surprise the superstars of Man City and their piers. Its time to take stock. Its time for a new direction.

We love Manchester United. No damn owner...will ever change that. We could be playing lower division football and we would still sign the same songs that we do today and yesterday. The heart of Man Utd belongs to us...and not Rooney, and not Tevez, and not the Glazers. Adversity may be looking us in the eye, but we will spit in it. We may be about to take a huge emotional pummelling, but as we fall to the canvas all bloody and broken, we will look up at our detractors and enemies...and we will laugh at them. Yes the joke will be on us, but we are galvanised by history. Things may be about to get ugly...but that's life. The bookies now have Roo at 1/6 to leave..that's incredibly short odds, with only 7/2 to stay. The wheels have started to turn. If he stays we will rejoice. But if he goes we will be ready to roll up our sleeves and we will build again.


  1. Thing is we will build again. This situation will not go on forever. Looking forward to the divs invading this.

  2. Anthony Critchley18 October 2010 at 16:10

    Fantastic article, and I agree 100%!

  3. excellent write up, exactly how I feel - United for life.

  4. Top article. I have always aspired to the reasoning that if you do not want to play for our club, then leave with our blessings and thanks for a job well done, as Sparky did when he felt the heat of Andy Cole. What I cannot abide is someone who does not try. Wayne at the moment pulls on our famous shirt and is going through the motions. He is paid 120k a game to perform, if he isn't trying and picks up his salary he is cheating us fans and his employers and Fergie should usher him out of the door. If his problems are more mental, he should seek counsel within the clubs facilities and realise that Fergie was trying to protect him. If he has just spat the dummy, he should grow up or go. We are Manchester United, Keep the Red Flag Flying High...

  5. lovely in adversity we stand!!!

  6. Great & very emotional & how truly said..The 19th championship looks like a curse!

  7. Another talentless glut of words.

    Many opinions off the top of your head, and if you looked away now and tried to recall what you've just written, you'd not be able to repeat 3/4 of it.

    You're one of those spectators at Old Trafford that we dont want. Your opinions off the top of your head are welcome in the pub, and the pub alone.

    A clueless, intrepid person and I challenge you to write one decent, factual piece on United which makes for good reading. I guarantee you wont be able to do it.

  8. "another talentless glut of words"

    Thanks for continually reading my stuff Mr Anon

  9. Anonymous, what is factual about anything in football today? Nothing zero everybody lies. Why? Because we watch sky sports, read the SUN an by into the hype. All we have is our own "talentless glut of words" to really to listen and engage each other, United belongs to us. Another thing, please clarify, when you say "You're one of those spectators at Old Trafford that we dont want" Who is we? We could be you, you might not even realise it.

  10. Do you even remember what happened with Tevez?

  11. alan cummins says.

    its great that this is not happy no. but it means more an more fans will want the hungry glazers out of our club. cause it is our club. i would rather it be a plc club again. with the fans having shares. that might not happen. were can we get 1.7billion 2 buy our club back. thanks rooney for what yea did for our club. but no other team will love you like we do , yea said when ronnie left you never leave man utd high an try thanks for being true to your ward. money talks . love utd to the death and new beginning. hate them glazers to i die. one love utd

  12. I dont blame him. Having supported United since 1957 there is no doubt the team is in decline. The Glazers, ably supported by both Ferguson and Gill are like a cancer, leeches sucking all the resources out from the club. Im not interested in short term, the most important thing is to eradicate the club of these parasites, so future generations can enjoy what I have witnessed first hand, both good and bad, over the years. If that means a few lean seasons then so be it.
    PS Ferguson lost my respect when he supported the proposed Manchester congestion charge, he showed his true colours with that action.

  13. Thanks interesting reading and yes i see where you are coming from . I hope he stays, but if not we could use the back to the wall attitude to regroup and build .

  14. Brilliantly written, loved reading each word!!! You last paragraph is immensely meaningful, we took Ronaldo's departure on the chin and kept walking (and only narrowly lost the league). We will take Rooney's too, though I would want him to stay being a fan of his! Keep writing mate!

  15. He could always wait until the summer and walk away for next to nothing...

    Welcome to the world of all other football supporters, where your club gets trampled on by players.

    Andrew (West Ham fan)

  16. Seen this from a retweet. Agree with the person who said you've made opinions up off the top of your head. I stopped following you for the same reasons.

    Just out of interest - did you get to your feet and cheer David Beckham when he returned to Old Trafford for AC Milan earlier in the year?

    He did exactly the same to us as Rooney has done. Have a feeling you did and that your mind is very short term, based on the blogs I have read.

  17. Erm yes my opinions are of the top of my head. If you want statistical articles then Google it. And I did clap Beckham. Totally different to Rooney..the manager sanctioned his sale. And becks is still a utd fan.

    Again, thanks for reading Mr anon

  18. And what a load of nonsense. Beckham never wanted to leave United. Has said on several occasions that he would never play for any other English club and despite the massive clamour for his signature he has turned down every approach from any other English team.

    Maybe you should stop being such a coward and start putting your name against your comments, so we know the face behind the clown's mask.

  19. not nice when the shoe is on the other foot eh, Spurs fan

  20. BullersofTheMightyYidArmy20 October 2010 at 09:49

    A very well put together piece. I applaud you. Tis not often that agrees with the view of opposing fans. It is sad about rooney, he will not go abroad. I suspect his imminent departure to have an equal effect on the dressing room to how badly it affected spurs with Berbatov.

    Kharma will get you in the end. Its spurs time now

  21. Great article mate, i had to smile today though when my wife rang me to say dshe had just seen to stockport clowns walking round eastlands with rooney on the back of there blue rags.

    Bren Newton Heath reds

  22. Rooney isn't wanting to go because you're not offering enough money... its because you aren't going to be signing any one decent who will enable your team to challenge for honours!

    Fair play to the lad. And the bit about Tevez messing you around with money... He wasn't getting a game when he clearly should have been and now you're just trying to blame it on him because he's scorring for fun at City. Well done to him. Ronaldo realised at the right time that he was part of a sinking ship and bailed.

    Give it a season or two and you'll be struggling to qualify for the Europa League.